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12月5日
Signs You're Drunk !!!
1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.
4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case Coincidence?!?!?
8. Two hands and just one mouth now THAT'S a drinking problem.
9. Every woman you see has an exact twin.
10. You fall off the floor
11. Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
12. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
13. Every night you're beginning to find your neighbours cat more and more attractive
14. I'm not drunk you're just sober!!
15. Roseanne looks good
16. You don't recognise your wife unless seen from the bottom of a glass.
17. That dammned pink elephant followed me home again.
18. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.
19. You've fallen and can't get up.
20. The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.
If you slag me off...
If you bitch about me,
I've got some advice
Click your heals together three times
And hope you get a life...
If you feel guilty
I've got some advice
Click your heels togetger three times
And then apologize...
If I have been nasty
I got some advise
Click your heels together three times
And walk off because you have a life... Birth Date: 9th may 1993
Name on Birth Certificate: megan jonesBirth Date: 9th may 1993
Name on Birth Certificate: megan jones
Location: Liverpool england
Email address:lil_nugz_05@hotmail.co.uk <<<<ADD ME
Eyes: Blue
Hair: dark blondish long
Height: should i no....small
Shoe size: ..1 or a2 or a 3
Brothers/Sisters: dean n daniel
---------------HAVE YOU EVER---------
Been so drunk you blacked out: No
Been in a car accident:no
Hurt emotionally: Yes
Kept a secret from everyone: Yes
Had a crush on a teacher: Nope
---------------FAVOURITES-------------
Shampoo: pantene pro v
Colour: pink
Day/Night: day
Summer/Winter: summer
Cartoon Characters: Tinkerbell
Food: crispy duck or chicken fried rice
Fave ice cream: Choc
Fave Subject: totally maths...not er.. chem
Fave Drink: pepsi
------------------RIGHT NOW------------
Thinking about: pepsi!
Talking to: me mum nxt 2 me lol
What are you listen to: stoopid luther vandross its all i can ere on me mums radio unless de moosic off pro evo 5 counts
--------IN THE LAST 24 HRS--------
Cried: nope
Cleaned your room: ye yesterde !!
Laundry: nope
Drove a car: Nope
----DO YOU BELIEVE IN------
Yourself: er...
Friends: ofcourse der de fabbest ppl in da world cudnt live wivout em speshly ali m
Santa Claus: nope
Tooth Fairy: nope
Destiny/Fate: nah
Ghosts: Yup
Life after death: nope
Americans landing on the moon: er..
------FRIENDS, EX-FRIENDS AND LIFE--------
Who's the loudest: gabby no questions bout it
Weirdest: dani wif de eggs lmao
Funniest: er.. duno relli wer all funi
Shyest: er.. am kinda shy if i dnt no sum1 until bout 20 mins l8r den am lively agen
Who do you go to for advice: my mum
Who do you cry with: me teddys lol
---------LOVE----------
Boyfriend/Girlfriend?: single at da mo
-----TELL THE TRUTH!!-----------
What's the best feeling in the world: noin all me m8s n family r ok
Worst Feeling: noin me m8s n family rnt ok
-------HAVE U?------
Seen someone die: No
Shoplifted : nope
been in a fist fight : nope
Snuck out of your parent's house : nope
Had feelings for someone who didnt have them back: Yep
Gone on a blind date: No
Miss sumone right now: Yes
Made a snow angel : nope not da i can rememba
Pulled someone you shouldn't have: nope
gone puddle jumping : Yes
cheated while playing a game : yer
watched the sun set: Nope
Slept beneath the stars: nope
Been tickled: yar!
been misunderstood : yip
won a contest : ye
had deja vu : yip
squished barefoot through the mud : ye in yr 7 if avin ya socks r on cunt den... not my fault me shoe got stuck n fell off
Caught a snowflake on your tongue : ya
danced in the rain naked :Danced in the rain yes.... naked no...
watched sun rise with someone you care about : nope
had a wish come true : Yip
have a little black dress : nope
had a dream that you married someone: nope
been a cheerleader : nope
screamed at the top of your lungs : all the tym wen dnt i
done a one-handed cartwheel : nope can do 2 tho
stayed up all night : ya!
pushed into a pool with all your clothes on : nope
French braided someone's hair: Nope
gone out in public in your pyjamas : ye
kissed a stranger : Nope
Kicked a guy where it hurts: ye speshly me bro wen ee annoys me
Been Close to love: duno *shrugs*
done the splits : all the tym
Played spin the bottle: Yip
bitten someone : ye me bro wen ee grabs me arms
had a crush on someone you shouldn't: Ye ryt now
Fancy someone on your contact list: Ye
questioned your heart : Ye
cried yourself to sleep : Ye
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't : Ye
daz funky lol
*~*Welcome to factz of life*~*
( wen ur feelin down read dis n u shud surely feel better!!! )
1. At least 5 people in this world, love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to
anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6.You mean the world to someone.
7. Without you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique, in your own way.
9. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned it's
back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.
13. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel, then they'll know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they're great.
Drag the mouse from the X to the O holding down the button...
X Even when you cant see me, im still there for you O
Send this to all of your friends if you know them well or not...
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!*! dean {me bro} !*!
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!*! me mum !*!
!*! me dad !*!
!*! if yav got ne ideas of wa ya wnat me !*!
!*! 2 get ya tel me !*!
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!*! paige t !*!
!*! kate k !*!
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!*! courtney s !*!
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11月28日 cool names
Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
Unite against togetherness!
Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin
If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
Save a tree, eat a beaver
By the time you read this, you've already read it
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
Dont steal, the government hates competition
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
The higher you are, the farther you fall
Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Not me, not now, maybe later...
Life's a beach... Surf it up!
Trying is the first step towards failure
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
Gravity always wins
The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
Buy land, they have quit making it!
Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it
Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..
Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children
Oh my god, you killed Kenny!
Panties aren't a mans best friend, but they are next to it
Statistics are used by people who have no proof
Divorce: from the Latin word meaning "to rip a man's heart out through his wallet
You'll never get rid of a bad temper by losing it!
If you act crazy all your life, they'll never be able to commit you
In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop
I like to con and insult people, that's why I chose to become a Consultant
Mental Health is overrated
Be The Change You Wish To See
All generalizations are false
A clean dwelling place is the sign of a disturbed mind
This isn't school! This is Hell with flourecent lighting
The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
Next week there can't be any crisis. My schedule is full already
War does not determine who is right... but who is left
If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance
If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing
In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamflet look so calm?
I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
You can better lose a lover than love a loser
I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right
Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
Work harder: People on welfare depend on you
Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office
We came, we saw, we drank beer
Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes
You can trust the government, just ask the Indians
Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer
Save water, drink beer
Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils
Mom + Dad + beer - condom = me
People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do
Conserve water, drink beer
The rich get richer and the poor get children
Don't breed them if you can't feed them
Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can't remember
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy
Don't lead me to temptation... I can find it by myself
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
Bad Spellers Untie!
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
The road to success is always under construction
I'm looking forward to regretting this
'Pessimist' is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us...
Life is like a pack of chewing-gum; I've yet to figure out why friendship names
A faithful friend is the medicine of life
Friendship needs no words....
The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Two are better than one
A true friend tells you your faults in private
A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else
True friendship never ends
Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty
What is a friend? 1 soul in 2 bodies
There are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet
If you tell someone you like people, they can't resist liking you back
He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
True friendship is a plant of slow growth
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend
As long as forever, I will stay by your side; I,ll be your companion, your friend and your guide
Friends are like condoms: they protect you when things get hard
Friends are like good bras: supportive, hard to find, and close to the heart
Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends
Have no friends not equal to yourself
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them
We will be friends until forever, just you wait see
Side by side or miles apart, dear friends are always close to the heart
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable
Life without friendship is like the sky without sun
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never
Friendship is a special kind of love
Friendship is a horizon which expands whenever we approach it
The secret to friendship is being a good listener
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me
We are all alone untill we accept our need for others
A true friend stabs you in the front
funny names
You're unique, just like everyone else....
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Save a mouse, eat a pussy
Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
Women/Men are proof that women/men can take a joke
As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
An answer to that nagging question............... I let the dogs out!
What do an Icebear have after swimming? Snowballs!
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
You know it's always business doing pleasure with you
If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better
I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not…
I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet
English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England!
You may laugh because I'm different but I laugh because you're all the same
If at first you dont succeed skydiving isnt for you
Take a break like it is a sort of screen saver!
I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
You and the bank own a very lovely home
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
Superman is a travestite
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question
Lower the age of puberty!
God bless Atheism
I drink to make other people interesting
My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex
An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead
A miserable person is one who truly enjoys a fart but can't
Anarchists of the world, unite!
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Don't be open-minded, your brains might fall out
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
On the other hand, you have different fingers
Who laughs last, thinks the slowest
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it
That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!
Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
I'm not a follower... I'm a leader with the same idea
This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part
First law of science: don't spit into the wind
If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire hius work
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks
Behind every successful woman, is a man who is surprised
I don't hate you, I just need someone to take my anger out on
I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by
Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door
Haggis is a self cleaning meal. Leave it for a while and it will get up and walk away
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings
Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it?
Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists?
I'm not a dumb blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
I don't know if I'm a player. Ask one of my girlfriends
Virginity is like a bubble... One tiny prick and it's gone
If guys had their period, they'd probably brag about the size of our tampons
Fat people are harder to kidnap
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean they all have to?
Fat Girls are like Mopeds: fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to catch you
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
I wear the pants in this house. My wife just tells me which pair to wear
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture
We don't have a town drunk. We all share the responsibilty
Passwords are like underwear: change them often
Next time wave all your fingers at me!
When it comes to baldness, it's not about losing more hair, it's about getting more head
The height of laziness is a man is shitting on the beach and waiting for the tide
What do they call Bush his zipper? The "U.S. Open
Beer: helping ugly people get laid since 1823
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "no hard feelings"
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls
Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass
I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says mooooo
The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE
Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage
Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas
If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk
Be a Minimalist. It's the least you can do
After working here, I now realize that "Dilbert" is not a comic strip. It's a documentary
She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon
Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass
I never appoligize! I'm sorry, that's just not the way I am
Moblie phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest
Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics
Ass, Grass, or Gas: everybody's gotta pay
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man
They speak of my drinking but they never consider my thirst
We'd better get outta here, I think I hear one of those silent alarms
I don't like to repeat things, so listen carefully the first six times
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!
I must confess, I was born at a very early age
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup
I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
I invented the cordless extension cord
I can't come tonight, my tires got dizzy...
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife
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A BLACK MAN WALKS INTO A CAFE EARLY ONE MORNING AND NOTICES HE'S THE ONLY ONE THERE
AS HE SAT DOWN HE NOTICED A WHITE MAN SAT BEHIND HIM, THE WHITE MAN SAID "COLOURED PEOPLE ARN'T ALLOWED IN HERE" .
THE BLACK MAN REPLIED...
"WHEN I WAS BORN I WAS BLACK
WHEN I GREW UP I WAS BLACK
WHEN I'M SICK I'M BLACK
WHEN I GO IN THE SUN I'M BLACK
WHEN I'M COLD I'M BLACK
AND WHEN I DIE I'M BLACK.
BUT YOU SIR...
WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE PINK
WHEN YOUR'E SICK YOUR'E GREEN
WHEN YOU STAY IN THE SUN YOUR'E RED
WHEN YOUR'E COLD YOU TURN BLUE
AND WHEN YOU DIE YOU TURN PURPLE."
"AND YET YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO CALL ME COLOURED!"
Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
they way
to the top
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big lol an ders was no wer 2 sleep we fell on becki emma fell of the mattress wich was relli funi u dosy twunt lol so i had lyk a relli boss tym an dis is wa i was gona dress up as
- a cheerleada
- a fairy
- pink ladies gal
- cow girl
- fairy
- snow white
- cow girl
- sum thing wiv a pink dress
- cow girl
- dorothy(wizard of OZ)
- superwoman
- cow girl
- builder lmao
- cow girl
- builder
- cow girl
- builder
- cow girl
i eventually was a cow girl lol
so wa happened .....*thinking* *checking frans space for details* remembers*
ryt so...
costumes:
becky: Spanish Dancer
jen- moulan rouge
fran - grease girl
me- cowgirl
steph- juliet
ema- punky fairy
michelle- errm... a saloon thing
tom- egyptian
josh - bond
(copied coz cba copyin it out word 4 wrd!) so er.. wa else me n fran gegged ........ a lot de adults wer blade christmas tree dave (wierd guy v 4getful) ninja/ga ?? moulan rouge anyway dave got an award 4 gr8 costume n emma did 2 bcoz she did luk lyk a funky punky fairy lmao omg the thing tha happend 32+ bloody tyms  omg thats disgustin lmao an i got sum comments b4 aswell god well er wat else ye we had a girlie chat plannin stefs weddin house of wax was ded scary specially de dog lmao well er daz all am sayin so c yas l8r xxxxxxxxxx 11月16日  ha ta dani 4 sendin me da  11月7日 got dis from
Olivias space clik HERE 2 go to it
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Please Don't Tell Me Not To Cry
Please Don't Tell Me There's A Reason
Why You Don't Know What I Am Feeling
Or How Much I Hurt
The Wet Spots Are From Tears On The Collar Of This Shirt
You Think I Should Go On With Life
Forget About It And Be Strong
But Deep Down I Am Sad, And I Don't Want To Go Along
I Don't Expect You To Understand Why
For No Apparent Reason, I Break Down And Start To Cry
My Life Has Changed Forever, You See
And That Is Why I Am Not Acting Like The Same Old Me
So, Please Don't Try To Act Like Nothing Happened
Because It's Changed My Life Forever
I Will Never Be The Same Again
Not Today, Not Tomorrow, But Never
The Best Thing You Can Do For Me Is Just To Be There
Just Like Always, My Friend
My Broken Heart Is Hurting Bad
And It Will Never Mend
Hey
Well its another Wednesday morning and I've got lots and lots of work to do so I guess I better get started. But first, you won't guess what I did I really hurt my arm in Gymnastics I was doing a no handed cartwheel and my arm got in the way and it still hurts now I need hugs lol
I want to write down this poem I wrote in my diary last night So better be off.
Ohh & Thanks Rosanne for this table!!
AND!! Mandy if you're reading this Your new nick name is .................
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Mummy
LOL heheheh
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fanx 2 olivia 4 dem even tho hugz wasnt wa i wanted i stil kept it lol 11月5日 Why Do We Mess Up In Exams?
A year has 365 days for you to study.
After taking away 52 Sundays, there are
only 313 days left.
There are 50 days in the summer that is
way too hot to work so there
are only 263 days left.
We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that
counts up to 122 days so now
we're left with 141 days.
If we fooled around for only 1 hour a
day, 15 days are gone, so we
are left with 126 days.
We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30
days are used in this way in
the year, and we are left with 96 days
in our year.
We spend 1 hour a day speaking to
friends and family, that takes
away 15 days more and we are left with
81 days.
Exams and tests take up at least 35
days in your year, hence you are
only left with 46 days.
Taking off approximately 40 days of
holidays, you are only left with
6 days.
Say you are sick for a minimum of 3
days, you're left with 3 days in
the year to study!
Let's say you only go out for 2 days!
You are left with 1 day!
But that 1 day is your birthday...
so...
GOOD LUCK to everyone on your exams.
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1. Time of starting? 22:01
2. Were you named after anyone? no
3. Do you wish on stars? no
4. When did you last cry? er.. cant memba
5. Do you like your handwriting? h8 it
6. What is your favourite meat? duno
7. What is the most embarrassing CD on your shelf? duno got tons of crap 1s da r me mum n dads!!
8. If you were another person, would YOU be friends with you? duno depends on hu but probley not coz i can b such a cow !!!!
9. Are you a daredevil? a bit lol
10. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?ye even family 1s 11. How do you release anger? scream (LOUD)or rag me hair 12. Where is your second home? nxt door or at skul or at de bus stop lol! 13. Do you trust others easily? depends on hu ! 14. What was your favourite toy as a child? cant rememba da far bac!! 15. What class in school / uni do you think is totally useless?er.. probley mafs citz eng fre span geog hist duno der all useless really !! 16. Do you use sarcasm a lot? YE 17. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? nope 18. What do you look for in a guy/girl? i lyk a lad afta i no der personaliy (as long as der fit!) 19. Would you do a bungee jump? mayb  20. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? nope 21. What's your favourite ice cream flavour? chocolate 22. What is your favourite colour? thats a hard 1 PINK!!! 23. What is your least favourite thing? *ahem *michelle*ahem* em not 2 sure really!!  24. How many people do u have a crush on right now? duno lol 1 i fink mayb 2 25. What do you miss most right now?strangly my m8s i love bein wif me m8s coz der de bestest m8s av eva had lol 26. What colour underwear are you wearing?  28. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?pink of course 29. What is the weather like right now? cold n windy 30. Last person you talked to on the phone?no idea 31. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? der really sound or fit 32. Do you like the person who sent you this? duno lol 34. Favourite drink? erm tropicana !! lol 35. Favourite alcoholic drink? orange bacardi breezer 36. Natural hair colour? Blondish 37. Eye colour? blue 38. Wear contacts? No 39. Siblings? 2 big bros 40. Favourite month? may an dec 41. Favourite food? chicken fried rice or crispy duck lol 42. Last movie you watched? dead end !! 43. Favourite day of the year? may 9th /dec 25th/easter 44. Scary movies or happy endings? scary movies 45. Summer or winter? duno really probly summer 46. Hugs or kisses? hugs 47. Do you want your friends to write back? not boverd 48. Who is most likely to respond? sum1 bored 49. Who is least likely to respond? sum1 hu h8s deze 50. What book/magazine are you reading at the mo?bliss 51. Time of end: 22:22 |
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helo ppl 2day i went 2 st helens 2day wif me cuz an her daughta (julie [not me lol] an olivia ) shes ded cute anyways we went 2 de pics an we saw nanny mc phee its alrite lyk quite funny but not as gd as herbie daz jus fab lol well afta de film we went shoppin around lyk an it was quite borin afta bout 2 hours we went 2 mc d's an ad sum food lol an den got de bus ome lol so i ad a gd enuf day so yano lol
well tra xxxxxxxxxx
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